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1973 (btw, is it just me, or do I look like Bobby Brady in this pic?????):

1973 (btw, is it just me, or do I look like Bobby Brady in this pic?????):
I watch the ripples change their size, but never leave the stream of warm impermanent sand. So the days flow through my eyes but still the days seem the same. And these children that you spit on as they try to change their world are immune to your consultations. They're quite aware of what they're going through.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Talk about starting the day off bad..

Today I got bit by a dog (my neighbor's dog that I've known for a few years now). The bitch (the dog's a female) just all of a sudden walked up to me and bit my hand.. for no reason. Stupid dog.

17 comments:

Miss Alex said...

#1. I hate fucking dogs. I'm sure yours is lovely...

#2. ARe you fucking kidding me?

#3. My bitch husband has started my day off right as well.

touche'

I hope you're ok

joe said...

Your husband bit your hand???? Well, I've started carrying a stick when I walk. I'm not gonna get bit again..
I mean, it wasn't a bad bite, but it hurts my feelings.... I'm all bummed out...

joe said...

... i mean, I'm such a nice guy. This has never happened to me before. Dogs LOVE me...

joe said...

... where did I go wrong....

Marissa said...

So much for your post yesterday "A Puppy's Love". The irony. Sorry about your hand. And that pic is scary and very shark-like.

joe said...

Yeah, this day got flushed down the toilet from the very beginning...
... well, if I die from some dog infection, I die. At least it'll get me out of this rathole. Yes, the best I can hope for now is the sweet release of death...

Marissa said...

Hahah. Maybe you have bacon-flavored hands and the dog couldn't resist. :D

grannyann said...

Don't you think they should check him for rabies? Sorry to hear you got bit.

Miss Alex said...

You're totally loveable. That dog was probably old and insane.

Keith said...

I'm not a dog person at all. I'm sorry about what happened. I hope you are okay.

Cheer34 said...

did you have a pork chop in your hand?.......hope you washed it out with soap and water.....did you report the bite to the owner and the authorities..you should just in case the dog bites someone else....

Marissa said...

Okay, Joe, I think the question begs to be asked: Was this a pocket/tea cup chihuahua that bit you?

Out with the breed please, so we can at least imagine the mauling or the nibbling.

joe said...

Thanks Keith!

Cheer: The owner installed an invisible fence, and he's keeping the dog in the house most of the day now. I didn't report it, because everyone on that street has dogs that run loose, so everyone's basically on their own. It's kind of lawless up here, and if I contacted the police not much would happen, so you don't want to make enemies if you don't have to..

Marissa: Kind of a small chocolate lab.

joe said...

Miss Alex: Well, you know I'm loveable, I know I'm loveable, it's just the dog that doesn't think so...

Brad said...

a dog bit me once. they put it down. No lie. It happened when I was kid. Had to get some shots. Not a fun day.

Marissa said...

Sooo, how's the hand today. Hope it's not your blogging hand. Would hate to not see any new posts for awhile.

That choc lab is a mutant. They're usually sweet.

joe said...

Brad: So how bad was it. My bite was just a clamp on the hand then it left. It didn't maul me or anything (much to Marissa's disappointment, I'm sure..)..

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