Thursday, February 04, 2010
For my friend 'Film Father':
Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe, But I fell in love last Friday evenin' WIth a girl that I saw on a bar room T.V. screen. Well, I was gettin' ready to get my hat, When she caught my eye and I put it back, And I ordered myself a couple o'more shots and beers. The night you know that I fell in love with a roller derby queen. Round and round, oh round and round, The meanest hunk o' woman that Anybody ever seen. Down in the arena... She was five foot six and two fifteen A bleached-blonde mama With a streak of mean. She knew how to knuckle, And she knew how to tussle and fight. And the roller derby program said That she were built like a 'fridgerator with a head. Her fans called her "Tuffy", But all her buddies called her "Spike". The night you know that I fell in love with a roller derby queen.