Non-'70s post:

I've done a post similar to this a couple of years ago, but I just found the above pic and wanted to use it, so I'm gonna repeat myself. I'm fascinated with haunted houses. They say the older a house is, the more likely it is to be haunted. My house is over 150 years old, I've lived here for almost 7 years, and no sign of ghosts yet. I have to say there's a part of me that's a bit disappointed. If they were friendly ghosts, I think it'd be awesome. I'd love the company. I don't mind dead people, I'll hang out with anyone. Plus, dead people can't leave a house, so they'd be stuck with me. They'd have to hang around me, they'd have no choice...