"Not everyone's going to like you" - One Day At A Time
"You know, Kip, there's going to be many things in your lifetime worth fighting for, and many causes to stand up for. But you better choose your fights carefully, because you're not going to win them all. Remember that." - Bosom Buddies
"You shouldn't put down a loser Cindy. You might just be one yourself someday." - The Brady Bunch
"Well, Lana, a leopard can't change his spots". "That's true, but he can climb a different tree every once in a while." - Three's Company
