Using my blog to try and make the world a better place. If I can make someone forget their troubles for a few minutes a day, it's all worth it.
Come back with me:
1973 (btw, is it just me, or do I look like Bobby Brady in this pic?????):
I watch the ripples change their size, but never leave the stream of warm impermanent sand. So the days flow through my eyes but still the days seem the same. And these children that you spit on as they try to change their world are immune to your consultations. They're quite aware of what they're going through.
Sing a song, sing out loud, sing out strong.
Sing of good things, not bad. Sing of happy, not sad. Sing a song, make it simple to last your whole life long. Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear, just sing a song.
Have a biere and a pizza. My treat:
A Persian Cat:
My cousin Mary always had a couple, but they were usually blue-ish gray..
Random fact:
I always wanted to live at a place that had a little garden with a pathway to a pond. Never happened, though. Well, maybe someday...
This was a really popular slogan back in the day..
... although if everyone was honest, they'd have admitted they had no clue what it meant..
Saturday, August 14, 2010
"Follow The Leader And Sing After Me"
Madeline Kahn worked well with Muppets. She was a classy gal.
she was sooooooo funny and played in what's up doc, with streisand and ryan oneal... she was his wierdo girlfriend... also in young frankenstien.. justa very funny sense of humor...
oh and thanks for the compliment, i'm not really 54 i will always be 29... ;)
Mom was born in 1941, and her all-time favorite show is The Waltons. She could watch that show all day. I was born in 1967, and my faves are The Mary Tyler Moore Show and The Brady Bunch. I could watch them all day. My brother was born in 1981, and his faves are Home Improvement and The Simpsons. He could watch them all day.
Short on stamps??? Here, take two:
Of course, they're a little out-dated..
I'm so glad you're here I picked you some flowers:
one two three four five six seven eight shlameel, shlamazel, harsenfeffer incorporated!
We're gonna do it! Give us any chance we'll take it, read us any rule we'll break it; we're gonna make our dreams come true, we're gonna do it. Nothin's gonna turn us back now, straight ahead and on the track now, we're gonna make our dreams come true, we're gonna do it. There is nothin' we won't try, never heard the word "impossible". This time, there's no stoppin' us, we're gonna do it. On your mark, get set and go now. Got a dream and we just know now, we're gonna make our dreams come true. And we'll do it our way (yes our way); make all our dreams come true. And we'll do it our way (yes our way); make all our dreams come true, for me and youuuu.
When we're stuck in troubled days, we must learn to love each other.
Instead of going different ways, we must try to get together. Fly little white dove, fly, way up high; Spread your wings, sing out your cry 'Cross the universal sky.
Followers
Raindrops keep fallin' on my head, but that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red. Crying's not for me.
Sit back, relax, and stay awhile. I left the light on for you:
I guess either way she's screwed:
'What sort of people live about here?' 'In THAT direction,' the Cat said, waving its right paw 'round, 'lives a Hatter. And in THAT direction,' waving the other paw, 'lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad.' 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice. 'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here'.
Interjections show excitement or emotion...
... they're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point, or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong.
Songs to aging children come..
... aging children I am one..
High art by Joe:
1976 memory:
As a kid, I never got an allowance. That's something my folks weren't into. They were very generous with me, I never lacked anything, and usually when I asked for something they'd get it for me, but an allowance just wasn't going to happen. In '76, just before my folks split up, dad decided to give me a "job". It was sometime in January and the weather was pretty brutal, so he told me he'd pay me a quarter if I'd open the garage door for him when he got home so he wouldn't have to get out of the car and open it himself. We lived in a split level house (a raised-ranch), and the garage was in the lower level. The very first night, I was watching TV and I heard him pull in and stop at the garage door. I didn't want to leave my show, and it was pretty cold down there in the garage, and I was rather warm and cozy and comfortable sitting in front of the tv, so I basically ignored him. He honked. He honked again. And again. And again. Finally I heard him open the car door, open the garage himself, pull into the garage and slam the door shut. The way he slammed the door, I could tell he was angry and that I was in trouble. He came upstairs and just looked at me. Let's just say I lost my job that night, which didn't really bother me. A QUARTER??? I didn't get out of BED for that kind of money...
Some people call him the space cowboy, some call him the gangster of love:
I was born in the wagon of a travelin' show, my mama used to dance for the money they'd throw...
... papa used to do whatever he could: preach a little gospel / sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good. Gypsies, tramps and theives! We'd hear it from the people of the town, they'd call us gypsies, tramps and theives, but every night all the men would come around, and lay their money down.
Brady Bunch coloring books:
My folks used to get me these brand new at our local convenience store back in the day. Back then they were about 35 cents. Now if you can find an unused one for less than 20 bucks you're doing good.
Lunchboxes:
I had the above back in the day plus a few more, but my all-time favorite was the Evel Knievel one.
Random:
When I was a kid, I loved to read. I probably had as many books as I did toys back then, if not more..
Question:
Where do I get a job like that???
Liquid refreshment:
How 'bout a nice, tall, tuna smoothie???
I'd like to build the world a home, and furnish it with love:
When I was a little boy (when I was just a boy) and the devil called my name, I said "Who do you think you're foolin'? I'm a consecrated boy, singin' in a Sunday choir". Oh my mama loved me (she loved me). She'd get down on her knees and hug me, oh she loved me like a rock. She rocked me like a rock, oh baby she loved me. She loved me, loved me, loved me, loved me.
1970:
I still remember this coat. I COULDn't figure out why one day it just didn't fit anymore....
Like The Partridge Family??? Click on pic.
Book of dreams:
Book of nightmares:
The Ethel Merman DISCO Album. I'm NOT making this up, people...
It's true. I was.
A time it was and what a time it was. It was..
... a time of innocence, a time of confidences. Long ago it must be. I have a photograph, preserved your memories. They're all that's left you.
.. and when the country was falling apart, Betsy Ross got it all sewed up. And then there's Maude:
"God'll get ya for that, Walter."
Fred G. Sanford:
The "Who's Who of Watts".
Good morning, Starshine, the earth says hello....
... you twinkle above us, we twinkle below. Good morning, Starshine, you lead us along: my love and me, as we sing, our early mornin' singin' song.
Good day sunshine:
I need to laugh, and when the sun is out, I've got something I can laugh about. I feel good, in a special way, I'm in love and it's a sunny day.
Iron-on decals were very popular back in the day.
You can't always get what you want,
but if you try sometime, you just might find you get what you need.
First class and fancy-free, she's high society. She's got the best of everything:
Suzanne takes you down to a place by the river. You can hear the boats go by, you could spend the night beside her. And you know that she's half-crazy, that's why you want to be there, and she feeds you tea and oranges that come all the way from China. And just when you want to tell her that you have no love to give her, she gets you on her wave-length, and lets the river answer that you've always been her lover. .... Suzanne takes your hand and she leads you to the river. She is wearing rags and feathers from Salvation Army counters. And the sun pours down like honey on our lady of the harbor. And she shows you where to look among the garbage and the flowers. There are heroes in the seaweed, there are children in the morning; they are leaning out for love, and they will lean that way forever while Suzanne holds the mirror.
Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely Someone calls on me...
... And every now and then I spend my time in rhyme and verse, And curse those faults in me. And then along comes Mary, And does she want to give me kicks, and be my steady chick, And give me pick of memories - Or maybe rather gather tales of all the fails and tribulations No one ever sees? When we met I was sure out to lunch, Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch. When vague desire is the fire in the eyes of chicks Whose sickness is the games they play. And when the masquerade is played and neighbor folks make jokes As who is most to blame today. And then along comes Mary. And does she want to set them free, and let them see reality From where she got her name? And will they struggle much when told that such a tender touch as hers Will make them not the same? When we met I was sure out to lunch, Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch. And when the morning of the warning's passed, the gassed, And flaccid kids are flung across the stars. The psychodramas and the traumas gone, The songs are left unsung and hung upon the scars. And then along comes Mary. And does she want to see the stains, the dead remains of all the pains She left the night before? Or will their waking eyes reflect the lies, and make them Realize their urgent cry for sight no more?? When we met I was sure out to lunch, Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch.
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease:
Here come old flattop he come groovin' up slowly. He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roler. He got hair down to his knee, got to be a joker he just do what he please.
Barry Gibb:
I don't know where this guy had more hair: on his face, or on his chest...
Fact: I never order anything without fries. That's the rule...
Another fact: I've never had a Big Mac. Not once. That whole "special sauce" thing has always been a major turn-off with me.
I had the Hamburglar doll back in the day. They cost $1. I snagged the below on ebay for $5:
I miss my Hamburglar glass. Actually, I miss the days when you could buy these at McDonald's for a buck, instead of paying some scalper on ebay $50 just because it's a "collectible"..
Sherman and Mr. Peabody:
Ohhhh Mrs. Jones is a lady on Hudson Street, she sent her dog to bark at my brother and me. We gave that dog a big, fat bone, and now he barks at Mrs. Jones. She's the lady who lives on Hudson Street.
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Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your dreads!!
Absolut-ly too much info:
I don't buy regular under-arm deodorant. I make my own: vodka and water. Half vodka / half water. I got the tip from Joan Rivers (not her personally, but from an article about her). Apparantly it's an old Broadway trick. When you think about how many chemicals, perfumes, dyes, etc. are in store-bought stuff, and how that all gets absorbed directly into your bloodstream... I've been using it now for about 6 months and works great. I'll never go back to the other stuff.
6 comments:
I loved her.
she was sooooooo funny and played in what's up doc, with streisand and ryan oneal... she was his wierdo girlfriend... also in young frankenstien.. justa very funny sense of humor...
oh and thanks for the compliment, i'm not really 54 i will always be 29... ;)
Probably my favorite Sesame Street memory.
Wings: Me too.
C: Actually, 29 was going to be my next guess ;^)
Tom: Yeah Grover was always my fave.
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