If you want to be me, be me. If you want to be you, be you. 'Cause there's a million things to do (you know that there are):

This is how I first remember Chastity Bono. She was such a cute kid, and I was incredibly envious of her for having Sonny and Cher as parents (must be nice when your folks have their own show). I know she's in the midst of an identity crisis right now, but I hope she finds what she's looking for, whatever that is. We only pass this way once.