70s-child: Mom always SAID: "Don't play ball in the house"...

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Mom always SAID: "Don't play ball in the house"...

Like I posted before, I always found it odd that on tv shows, the interiors of the houses always stay the same. No new pictures, the furniture doesn't get re-arranged, no new carpeting, etc. Well, now I know why. Carol Brady moves that stupid horse sculpture ONE time, and her vase gets broken. She and Mike re-wallpaper their bedroom, and Alice "accidentally" steps in a tray of wallpaper paste. Yes, I guess that's just bad luck, changing the interiors. Go figure...

Don't expect much out of me for a quarter:

As a kid, I never got an allowance. That's something my folks weren't into. They were very generous with me, I never lacked anything, and usually when I asked for something they'd get it for me, but an allowance just wasn't going to happen. In '76, just before my folks split up, dad decided to give me a "job". It was sometime in January and the weather was pretty brutal, so he told me he'd pay me a quarter if I'd open the garage door for him when he got home so he wouldn't have to get out of the car and open it himself. We lived in a split level house (a raised-ranch), and the garage was in the lower level. The very first night, I was watching TV and I heard him pull in and stop at the garage door. I didn't want to leave my show, and it was pretty cold down there in the garage, and I was rather warm and cozy and comfortable sitting in front of the tv, so I basically ignored him. He honked. He honked again. And again. And again. Finally I heard him open the car door, open the garage himself, pull into the garage and slam the door shut. The way he slammed the door, I could tell he was angry and that I was in trouble. He came upstairs and just looked at me. Let's just say I lost my job that night, which didn't really bother me. A QUARTER??? I didn't get out of BED for that kind of money...