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Saturday, April 18, 2009

I'd buy one, but I don't really care for bass:

"How many times has this happened to you? You have a bass, and you're trying to find an exciting new way to prepare it for the dinner table. You could scale the bass, remove the bass' tail, head and bones, and serve the fish as you would any other fish dinner. But why bother, now that you can use Rovco's amazing new kitchen tool, the Super Bass-o-Matic '76. Yes, fish-eaters, the days of troublesome scaling, cutting and gutting are over, because Super Bass-o-Matic '76 is the tool that lets you use the bass with no fish waste, and without scaling, cutting or gutting."

"Here's how it works: Catch a bass, remove the hook, and drop the bass - that's the whole bass - into the Super Bass-o-Matic '76. [ drops the bass into the blender ] Now, adjust the control dial so that the bass is blended just the way you like it. [ turns blender on and grinds it to a pulp ] Yes, it's that simple!"

8 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

When I first saw that I though it was the funniest thing I had ever seen at that point in my young life.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

'thought'

joe said...

Haha.

grannyann said...

that has to omit a smell plus just the thought of grinding up fish bones into something you eat makes me gag. There has to be a super idiot that thought that one up.

joe said...

Hahaa, Ann it's a saturday night live sketch from '75 / '76. It's not real. (c:

grannyann said...

You can tell I don't watch SNL - I thought it was real. Duh

joe said...

Hahahahaa
Ann you're great ;^)

Redsoxfan said...

I lived for saturday night and hopes that they would have one of those fake commercials or a Mr. Bill piece.

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